Funny Engraved Bamboo Chopping Board – This Is Where I Murder Vegetables

Bring a wicked sense of humour to the kitchen with our “This Is Where I Murder Vegetables” Engraved Bamboo Chopping Board! 🥕🔪😂

Featuring a hilarious collection of terrified vegetables alongside a kitchen knife, this eye-catching bamboo chopping board is perfect for anyone who enjoys cooking with a generous helping of humour.

The detailed artwork and wording are laser engraved directly into the bamboo, creating a permanent design that won't peel away like a sticker or printed image. With its natural bamboo grain and beautifully detailed engraving, this board makes a brilliant addition to the kitchen whether it's being used or proudly displayed.

Product Features

• Made from 100% natural bamboo

• Approx. 28 cm × 20 cm

• Approx. 1 cm thick

• Professionally laser engraved

• Funny “This Is Where I Murder Vegetables” design

• Detailed vegetable and kitchen knife artwork

• Convenient built-in handle

• Durable and long lasting

• Hand wash only

• Custom orders welcome

A Brilliant Gift for Anyone Who Loves Kitchen Humour

Looking for a gift that's a little different? This funny bamboo chopping board is perfect for home cooks, veggie lovers, vegetarians, keen gardeners or anyone with a slightly wicked sense of humour!

It makes a fun and memorable gift for birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day, Father's Day, housewarmings, new homes or simply as a hilarious surprise for someone who spends plenty of time in the kitchen.

It also makes a fantastic conversation piece when displayed on a kitchen worktop.

Natural Bamboo

Because bamboo is a natural material, the colour, grain pattern and appearance of the engraving may vary slightly from the photographs shown. These natural variations are part of the beauty of bamboo and mean every chopping board is slightly unique.

Care Instructions

To help keep your bamboo chopping board looking its best, hand wash only and do not soak. Wipe clean and allow the board to dry thoroughly before storing.

Custom Orders Welcome

Want something even more personal? Custom orders are welcome! Contact us about names, special sayings or your own design ideas, and we'll see what we can create for you.

Laser engraved by Keen Creations UK.